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Khary Jamaluddin-Sila Bayar Saman Sebelum Jadi Ketua Pemuda

Apa nak jadi dengan calon Ketua Pemuda kita nih..bayarlah saman anda tu dulu. Ni diri sendiri pun elak bayar saman,macamana.Mungkin dia sibuk sangat kot sampai dah berbelas saman had laju dia tak bayar.Siap langgar lampu merah lagi. Belajar lah menghormati undang-undang.Opss..tiba-tiba aku terfikir kenapa dia tak hormat undang-undang..Faham-faham sendiri.

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Shah Rukh Khan Dapat Datuk-Tidak Relevan

Heboh sana sini mengatakan bahawa Shah Rukh Khan dapat Anugerah Datuk dari Kerajaan Negeri Melaka.Sememangnya, aku amat pelik bagaimana pelakon Bollywood tersohor ini mendapat penganugerahan Datuk sedangkan diketahui ia tidak membawa apa-apa kemajuan dan dorongan yang baik selain menggalakkan ibu-ibu di rumah untuk mengahbiskan masa selama 3 jam di depan TV daripada membantu atau membuat kerja lain yang lebih berfaedah.

Secara tidak langsung, sekali lagi dengan ini membuktikan, pangkat “Datuk” sudah terlalu murah dan tidak lagi bernilai. Sepatutnya, ianya diberikan kepada seseorang yang banyak berjasa kepada negeri khususnya di negeri melaka sendiri, tetapi, ianya sudah termaktub bahawa Shah Rukh Khan, telah pun mendapat Datuk, dan dia sendiri tidak dapat hadir untuk menerimanya, menunjukkan bahawa tuan punya badan sendiri tidak menghormati betapa besarnya nilai Datuk yang diberikan kepadanya.

Pasti ada orang-orang yang sebenarnya tidak sabar untuk menemui superstar Bollywood ini secara dekat, namun hajatnya tidak kesampaian. Walau apapun, sepatutnya, Kerajaan Melaka lebih telus dalam menganugerahkan pangkat dan darjah kebesaran kepada orang yang hanya benar-benar berusaha keras dalam membangunkan negeri melaka, bukanlah seseorang yang hanya mampu membuai mimpi anda dan memaksa anda membzairkan sejumlah wang untuknya bagi mendapat hiburan. Fikir-fikirkanlah.

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Marhaban Ya Ramadhan

Apa khabar semua? Aku macam biasa, sihat tapi sibuk gilo. Entahla.Sampai bila aku nak hidup macamni pun aku tak tahu. Tapi nanti kalau tak menyibukkan diri, orang kata aku ni pemalas pulak. Macam-macam. Sedar-sedar, dah seminggu puasa(puasa ke ni?). He..he..Aku berpuasa ye.Jangan fikir lain. Atas bawah dah berbulu, takkan tak puasa ye tak?

Masa aku balik seremban hari tu, sempat gakla shopping barang raya sikit.Aku beli seluar levi’s, blouse Scarlett untuk yang tersayang n kasut Clark’s yang dia minat sangat tu.Hangin aku. Baju raya dia dah tempah, tapi aku maybe beli sendiri pasal aku tak minat tailor pilihan dia tu.

And then sekarang ni, aku tengah cari tuan punya kedai kat taman aku tu.Cadang nak buka mini market kat sana. Rasa ada potensi untuk maju. Apa-apa pun, selamat berpuasa. Aku dah pening ni dengan kerja dan penyakit shopping “sayang” aku tuh. HuHuHu..

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Malaysia Boleh?

Aku terbaca satu post original dari Bongkerz nih. Memang menarik juga kalau dibaca. Jadi, keputusannya di sini, aku nak share cerita tu. So, bacalah. Kekadang nak tergelak pun ada bila aku cuba visualkan keadaannya.

One dark night, a Perodua Kancil car was strolling on the highway. Suddenly the engine died and the car stopped. So the driver opened the engine cover and inspected the engine compartment but being an idiot in car related things, he didn’t know what is wrong with his Kancil. So he took out his cellphone and looked for numbers to call. At this time, a Nissan Skyline GT-R drove past. The driver suddenly stopped and reversed his Skyline to the place where the Kancil driver was standing. And he asked..

Skyline Driver : What happened to your car?

Kancil Driver : Er, no idea, bro. You want to help me? Have a look at my car.

Skyline Driver : Sorry man, I know shits about cars. I just know how to drive, the rest my mechanic will settle it for me. Never want to get my hands dirty, you know.. But I can help to tow your car to the nearest town. How?

Kancil Driver : Em.. Okay, I appreciate that man.

Skyline Driver : No problem man. Just let me know if I’m driving too fast yeah? You sit inside your Kancil and flash the lights if I’m to fast.

Kancil : Easy dude. Flash the lights I will..

So the Skyline towed the Kancil behind and their journey continued. After some distance, another car drove past them, this time it was a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 9. The Evo 9 slowed down and started to rev his engine, signaling his challenge for a race to the Skyline. The Skyline driver, obviously pissed with the arrogant display by the Evo 9 slam his pedal and start accelerating. Both cars were speeding fast, with the Evo 9 leading in the front. As the cars speeding at the top of their speed, they were unaware that the area is famous for speed trap. So at this one speed trap location, a policeman is standing by his speed recording instrument. The cars sped fast past him and his instrument. To his disbelieve, the screen was showing the cars were traveling at 250km/j. He grabbed his walkie talkie and relayed the information to his colleague.

Policeman 1 : Bola satu ke bola dua. Bola satu ke bola dua..(Ball one to ball two.. ball one to ball two..)

Policeman 2 : Bola dua terima. Cakap. (Ball two here. Speak)

Police 1 : Awak mesti tak percaya ni. Ada kereta sedang berlumba di jalan raya. Alat pengesan kelajuan mencatatkan kelajuan melebihi 250km/j! (You would’nt believe this. There are cars racing on the road. My instrument recorded their speed at more than 250km/j!)

Police 2 : Hah! Tolong bagitau jenis kereta. (Hah! Please tell the type of cars)

Police 1 : Kereta di depan ialah sebuah Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 9. Mengekori di belakang ialah sebuah Nissan Skyline GT-R. Dan, amat mengejutkan, sebuah Kancil mengekori rapat di belakang kedua dua kereta sambil membuat isyarat menggunakan lampunya hendak memotong!! (The first car is a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 9. It was followed by a Nissan Skyline GT-R. And the shocking part is a Kancil was tail-gating both cars closely while flashing its lights wanting to overtake them!!)

Police 2 : Malaysia Boleh!!

Police 1 : Boleh!!

Original post from Bongkerz.

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